Hubby looses his phone. Hubby hunts and hunts. Hubby seems stressed. Wife joins him on hunt. Wife looks in hubby's truck. Wife doesn't find it. Wife finds open package of cookies! Wife now knows about hidden stash. Hubby is outed. Hubby says they have been there a couple of weeks. Hubby never eats between meals. Wife always mad because hubby never eats between meals. Wife now happy. Hubby never gains weight. Wife not that happy. Hubby can now eat cookies in the open. Hubby never has to resort to eating his cookies in the truck again.
Wife finds cookies on the very day she finally decided to do something positive by eating more healthily. Today after reading about the health benefits of walking and seeing how great Jennifer Hudson now looks, she was even motivated to walk a mile, too. Maybe tomorrow??
I love you. Hide your cookies!
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